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It’s Me, Hi! I’m the Problem, It’s Me (Christmas Tree Cakes) – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt $45.00 – $48.00
I’ve got a severe problem with these cakes and I’ll be honest…I’m in my Lil Debbie Era. Ideal for any situation, a unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt is pure comfort. These garments are made […]
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Walrus Claus – Merry Carpmas! – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crew Neck Sweatshirt $45.00 – $48.00
Merry Carpmas! Have you been Naughty or Nice? Because Walrus Claus has been making his list and checking it twice. Hopfully you don’t get a stocking full of pickles. Crafted for comfort, this lighter […]
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Very Merry Christmas Cookie – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt $50.00 – $54.00
It’s almost Midnight and Santa will be coming down the chimney to give you the Merriest Christmas Ever! Just make sure to leave out his favorite Cinderella Castle Gingerbread Cookie so you can have […]
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Ye False Hearted Must Pay (Blood Moon) – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
An ode to the most amazing HHN32 haunted house Blood Moon Dark Offering. I absolutely loved that house and how graphic and scary some of the set pieces are. Plus there is a general […]
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Walrus Claus – Merry Carpmas! – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt $50.00 – $54.00
Merry Carpmas! Have you been Naughty or Nice? Because Walrus Claus has been making his list and checking it twice. Hopfully you don’t get a stocking full of pickles. Crafted for comfort, this lighter […]
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Franken Carp – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt $55.00 – $58.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (2022) (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt $55.00 – $58.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt $45.00 – $48.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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Rip the Saws-V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
HHN and HoS are where I turn from mild mannered Theme Park Expert into a feral beast frothing at the mouth waiting to erupt into the fog. Rip The Saws perfectly captures the moment […]
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Dead Inside But Pizza Fries- V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Dead Inside. It’s not HHN without Pizza Fries. Are they overrated? No stop…don’t talk like that. They are the perfect fuel to soak up your fears. Don’t be a rookie and grab em over […]