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Halloween Spaceshirt Earth – Unisex AOP Cut & Sew Tee $36.00
Like a Grand and Miraculous T Shirt this park icon and beacon of magic is sure to keep you looking gorgeous as ever.  Uniquely textured, thick microfibre knit fabric of this high quality T-shirt […]
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Franken Carp – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (2022) (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton […]
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Rip the Saws – 2 Sided 2023 Edition – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $30.00
HHN and HoS are where I turn from mild mannered Theme Park Expert into a feral beast frothing at the mouth waiting to erupt into the fog. Rip The Saws perfectly captures the moment […]
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Punch It Chewie – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Just before you make the jump for Hyperspace make sure you much your Wookie Oatmeal Cookie and wash it down with a Surly Sarlacc. You can find the Wookie Cookie over at Backlot Express. […]
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You Belong Here With Me – Strange Thang – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
We gotta all remember our cassette’s for our Walkman bc otherwise we aren’t gonna be running up the hill. Too bad about Max. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft […]
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Fang Love – Hippie Vampie – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Fang Out Man! In the 1960’s the Fear Love movement was everything! Stay groovy! This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall […]
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Bigfoot Lives – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Deep in the forests of America hides the beast very few have seen yet countless tales of his existence remains. Bigfoot lives and I’m so freaking excited to experience his haunted maze at Uni […]
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Odd Fellow – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Odd Fellow is at it again to terrorize guests at his gruesome carnival. Scared of Clowns, Missing Jack, Hiding from the Cops? All is acceptable at this horrifying circus. This updated unisex essential fits […]
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Hacks. Snacks &- Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
On our weekly livestreams on Tiktok and Youtube @WalrusCarp on both…we are always sharing the best ways to save money, time and stress while enjoying some of the best experiences (including foods) of Walt […]
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The Three Cavalleros – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
We’re three Cavalleros. Three great cavalleros. They say we are tequila treasures. How many of you didn’t know Cava Del Tequila didn’t exist until a recent trip to the Mexican Pavilion at Epcot? I […]
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Let’s Go! – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Thanks to our wonderful and talented friend Deidre, we can celebrate some of my ridiculous quotes on the lives like “Let’s Go” , “Time Check” and “Bangarang.” Thank you Deidre for the amazing designs! […]
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Into Wand Stuff – Raven – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
No matter where a hat sorts you into what house…your heart knows who you truly are and how great you can become…don’t be a muggle. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. […]
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Sipping Beauty – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
I drank you, I drank with you once upon a theme (park.) I drankyou, the gleam in your eyes is like a distiller’s gleam. I love drinking around the World Showcase. This is such […]
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May The Forks Be With You – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
May The Forks Be With You! Do you have what it takes to eat the Special Bun in less than 12 parsecs? Legit have you tried the Mustafarian Lava Roll? I hear they are […]
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The Yummiest Ride in The Wilderness – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Howdy snackers! For your enjoyment, keep your hands, mouth and lips in the train—and be sure to watch your lil snackers. If any of you folks are wearin’ napkins or bibs, best remove ’em—’cause […]
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Bread Men Tell No Tales – Pirates – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Bread Men Tell No Tales. Bread Men Tell No Tales. Ya’ll can keep your Keto. Give me all the breads. Expecially these amazing bread pirates. This design was made by a friend Chase who […]
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Punch It Chewie! – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Just before you make the jump for Hyperspace make sure you much your Wookie Oatmeal Cookie and wash it down with a Surly Sarlacc. You can find the Wookie Cookie over at Backlot Express. […]
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Midway Maniac Kid’s T-Shirt (Toddler Sizes) $24.00
The Kid can’t get enough of Toy Story Mania…I just gotta play TSM 2x everytime I step into Hollywood Studios. I just love it so much. It’s challenging both physically and mentally. It’s so […]
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I’m Trash – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Something screams you’re a die hard Disney Fan when you’re taking photos or discussing which is the best trash can in all of Walt Disney World. I’m not saying their is one trash that’s […]
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Galactic Battles with Laser Swords – Women’s AOP Cut & Sew Tee $36.00
When you come out of hyperspace and you’re looking for a battle…you need a laser sword. May the Fourth Be with You. . Uniquely textured, thick microfibre knit fabric of this high quality T-shirt […]
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Going For a Light Run- Unisex Tank Top $28.00
Looking for a fun way to show off your love for the Tron LightCycle Run roller coaster at Disney World? Look no further than our Light “Run” tank top! Inspired by the high-speed […]
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ConeMover – Women’s Flowy Racerback Tank $28.00
V.I.C. (Very Important Cones) are carted around Tomorrowland at a whopping speed of 7 MPH. Since they get to ride solo and in style they need their own swag to show off their bougie […]
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Snack List – Adventureland – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Adventureland kicks off a new series of shirts focusing on the best of the best from each land in each park and resort. If you haven’t tried a Whip, Spring Roll, Citrus Swirl, Pineapple […]
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Certified Galaxy Trash – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Certified Galaxy Trash is all about running into Storm Fighters from the Last Schmorder while enjoying a delicious Ronto Wrap and maybe a Takadona Quencher from Strono’s Kitchen over at Docking Bay 7. I’m […]
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I’d Rather Be Riding a Caterpillar- Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Hot take but I wish Winnie the Pooh was replaced with the Alice in Wonderland Dark Ride over in Disneyland. I’m ok with them replacing Princess Hall with the Tokyo Disneyland Resort Trackless Winnie […]
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Andy’s Room Wallpaper (Toy Story) – Unisex AOP Cut & Sew Tee $36.00
Andy’s Coming! Just kidding that kid looks like all the other kids in Toy Story 1…ever notice that? Pixar you sneaky devils. Enjoy your favorite toys in their favorite room. Andys! Uniquely textured, thick […]
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We Finish Each Other’s Sandwiches v2 – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
“You know it’s crazy..we finish each other’s sandwiches. That’s what I was gonna say.” That’s not what he was gonna say. Homeboy was too busy thinking about the Southern Isles and how he didn’t […]
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Premium Bar – Board Shorts $42.00
Take a dip with these delicious ice cream board shorts. I know these things come with sticks but these aren’t board shorts…Ok just enjoy em…throw tomatoes. Nothing can swoosh down the summer heat like […]
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Hurry Snacks! – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt (Kid’s) $22.00
“Hurry Snaaaacks! Hurry Snaaaaacks! After exiting the Crypt we swore we heard Leota tell us to go get more Dis snacks. So make sure you have your dining plan and make your final advanced […]
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Run 10ks Eat Beignets- Unisex Tank Top $24.00
Nothing says I’m celebrating a small win like a 3 or dare I say 6pk of beignets over at Port Orleans French Quarter. I love these things so much that they are the best […]