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Certified Runaway Trash – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Certified Runaway Trash. This has got to be the best new dark ride at Disney in a long time. Although some complain of excess projectors I don’t see it. There are plenty of practical […]
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Certified Flying Trash – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Certified Flying Trash goes out not only to the parents of young kids but to the adults who ride a certain flying elephant late at night with zero kids. It’s one of the best […]
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Midway Maniac Youth Short Sleeve Tee (Kid’s) $24.00
The Kid can’t get enough of Toy Story Mania…I just gotta play TSM 2x everytime I step into Hollywood Studios. I just love it so much. It’s challenging both physically and mentally. It’s so […]
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One Little Pop (Popcorn Cart Imagination Pavilion) – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $30.00
One little pop, it’s a sensation. Right at the start, of everything that’s new. One little pop, it’s delicious too! I can’t help but try all of the delicious popcorn flavors over at the Imagination […]
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Boss Is On A Roll – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Poor Unfortunate Rolls! So soft, such chew! Anyone up for an Octopus sandwitch? I don’t know how delicious this would be however it’s hysterical. I thought about this design for months and never got […]
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Hydrate or Dydrate – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Always have your Walrus Carp water (wudder) bottle with ya to make sure your tusks don’t dry out. Because if you don’t hydrate down in Disney World you defintely Diedrate. This updated unisex essential […]
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Club Cool Sippers Society Member – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $30.00
Only Club Cool Sipping Society Members rep this shirt. If you’re in the club then show your love for unlimited free soda, sticky floors, tiny paper cups and all things Cola. Just like our […]
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Sleigh Rides All Day-Walrus Claus- Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee $22.00
Merry Carpmas Park Pros! Get ready to Sleigh Rides All Day with Genie+ and Lightning Lanes! You got this! Rope drop to fireworks baby! Perfect casual heavy cotton tee for kids who just want […]
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Walrus Claus- Merry Carpmas! – Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee $35.00 – $38.00
Merry Carpmas! Have you been Naughty or Nice? Because Walrus Claus has been making his list and checking it twice. Hopfully you don’t get a stocking full of pickles. This classic unisex long sleeve […]
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Very Merry Christmas Cookie – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt $50.00 – $54.00
It’s almost Midnight and Santa will be coming down the chimney to give you the Merriest Christmas Ever! Just make sure to leave out his favorite Cinderella Castle Gingerbread Cookie so you can have […]
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Planet Pizza Santa Alien – Unisex AOP Cut & Sew Tee $36.00
THE SLEIGHHHHHHHH!!!! Jingle version of our Alien Popcorn bucket shirt. What is it about those little green guys that makes us love them. I legit thought about it…they are the most important characters in […]
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Dreaming Of A Wine Christmas- Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Christmas version of our very popular Sipping Beauty Tee. I drank you, I drank with you once upon a theme (park.) I drankyou, the gleam in your eyes is like a distiller’s gleam. I […]
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Gourd Vibes Only (Dizzy Lizzy)- Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
The first time I laid eyes on Dizzy Lizzy I new she was a super special pumpkin. Of all the Jack O Lanterns she stole my heart. Word on the street is Busch Gardens […]
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Ye False Hearted Must Pay (Blood Moon) – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
An ode to the most amazing HHN32 haunted house Blood Moon Dark Offering. I absolutely loved that house and how graphic and scary some of the set pieces are. Plus there is a general […]
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I Sonny Yew Nork – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt (Cosmic Ray’s Parody) – Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee $22.00
I love our joke telling, song singing, piano playing audio animatronic over at Cosmic Ray’s, the one and only Sonny Eclipse. Let’s show off our love for his home planet of Yew Nork with […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt $55.00 – $58.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee $35.00 – $38.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt $45.00 – $48.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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Halloween Spaceshirt Earth (No Pumpkin)- Women’s AOP Cut & Sew Tee $36.00
Like a Grand and Miraculous T Shirt this park icon and beacon of magic is sure to keep you looking gorgeous as ever. Classic and comfortable choice, this high quality AOP t-shirt is appealing […]
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Halloween Spaceshirt Earth – Women’s AOP Cut & Sew Tee $36.00
Like a Grand and Miraculous T Shirt this park icon and beacon of magic is sure to keep you looking gorgeous as ever. Classic and comfortable choice, this high quality AOP t-shirt is appealing […]
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Halloween Spaceskirt Earth – Women’s Skater Skirt $40.00
If you love to twirl around the castle then we got you covered for the gram or the tok or the tube…or just enjoy the skirt. A versatile fit AOP skater skirt with a […]
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Official Kirk Lurker – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $30.00
Let’s be honest, we all Kirk Lurk from time to time. I’m guilty of it too…I sometimes try to sneak into lives but then inevitably I can’t help myself and I have to comment […]
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Rip the Saws-V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
HHN and HoS are where I turn from mild mannered Theme Park Expert into a feral beast frothing at the mouth waiting to erupt into the fog. Rip The Saws perfectly captures the moment […]
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Frankenstein Walrus aka Franken Carp- V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (2022) (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster, our very own Frankenstein Walrus aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait […]
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Making Spirits Bright – Toddler Short Sleeve Tee $22.00
Uplift any child’s wardrobe with a custom kid’s t-shirt. The Bella Canvas short sleeve tee for toddlers is a 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton jersey with a tear-away label for extra comfort. Choose […]
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DrunkTales! Whoo-oo – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Out here drinking Hurricanes. Here in Drunkburg. Tequila, Cold Beer and Champagne. It’s a Drunk Blur! Shots from distilleries. Forget our histories! DrunkTales! whoo hoo! Everyday World Showcase making DrunkTales! whoo-oo! Drinks for sharing do […]
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I Wanna Be Where The Cupcake Are – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt (Kid’s) $22.00
I wanna be where the cupcakes are! I wanna see, wanna see their icing! Are you a fan of Disney cupcakes and wish they were a larger part of your world? We do too. […]
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Layin’ Around the Beach – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
The sights, the smells, the height, and the poor beached animal. I never knew about this urban myth at Soarin’ Around the World until it was pointed out on a Tiktok live by ThatDisneyFriend. […]
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I Wanna Be Where The Cupcake Are – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
I wanna be where the cupcakes are! I wanna see, wanna see their icing! Are you a fan of Disney cupcakes and wish they were a larger part of your world? We do too. […]