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Aloha Whip & Walrus Carp Logo – Women’s Bike Shorts $33.00
*These shorts are true to size* This one is for the passionate community of bikers – our custom bike shorts. Made with a stretchy fabric that grants that skinny look, these shorts are a […]
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Premium Bar Shades (Black Frame with Blue Lenses) $33.00
Mickey Bars are one of the best treats in all of Disney World. Only trouble is when that pesky sun starts to melt ’em. Fortunately these sunnies won’t ever let you down in the […]
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Spooky Mansion Stretching Room Shades (Purple Frame with Purple Lenses) $33.00
There are 999 Happy Haunts but there’s room for 1,000…any volunteers? Yes please! Me! Put me in Ghost Host. I’m a freak for the Mansion. I know a lot of you folks love it […]
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Aloha Whip Shades (Hot Pink Frame with Blue Green Lenses) $33.00
Dole Whips are THE snack in Adventureland. Only trouble is when that pesky sun starts to melt ’em. Fortunately these sunnies won’t ever let you down in the Magic Kingdom when the sun is […]
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SarCarpagus RAWR! – 2 Sided – 2024 Edition – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $32.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme..This year is our Mummy Sarcarpagus! 2022-Dracula / Valrus Carp; 2023-Frankenstein’s Monster/ Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton of monsters […]
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SarCarpagus – 2 Sided 2024 Edition – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $32.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme..This year is our Mummy SarCarpagus! 2022-Dracula / Valrus Carp; 2023-Frankenstein’s Monster/ Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton of monsters […]
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Snow White – Poison Apple Heart Skeleton Women’s Flowy Cropped Tee $32.00
Snow-White stuck her head out the window and said, “I am not allowed to let anyone in. The dwarfs have forbidden me to do so.” “That is all right with me,” answered the old […]
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Snow White Bite Me Poison Apple – Women’s Flowy Cropped Tee $32.00
Now take a bite! Don’t let the wish go cold! I think we all have some folks we want to throw a lil poison apple shade at. Equipped with a flowy fit for easy-going […]
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Walrus Carp Logo – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
We can’t thank you enough for coming along on this journey with us. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in […]
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Less Pressure More Pretzels – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
I’m a salty dog at times but man do these pretzels make me feel better. Especially with the neon orange plastic cheese. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft […]
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Life is Hard (Kirk Crushed) – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Of all things to roll up on me…it’s ok I’m still having a ball. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to […]
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Tusk the Season – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Walrus Claus is back to celebrate the holiday season! This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over […]
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Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
How delicious is your icing? This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again. […]
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Well, Good Luck, Babe… – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Sometimes you just have to let a friend take the leap… This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love […]
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Harry Christmas – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
For all you muggle borns wizards and witches… This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and […]
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Pooh Short, Fat and Proud of That – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
I think we all feel a little like Winnie after too many Christmas Cookies…. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to […]
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You Serious Clark – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Man I’m gonna need a christmas vactation…. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and […]
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Prosecco Ho Ho Ho Santa – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
I guess his bowl isn’t just filled with jelly… This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over […]
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You Better Watch Out – Krampus – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
It’s still wild to me that Krampus legit will hit kids with a switch in parades… This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one […]
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Son of a Nutcracker Elf – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Did you know syrup is one of the major food groups? This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with […]
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Sleigh Queen Reindeer – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
You got this gurl….slay all day This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again. […]
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Oh What Fun It Is to Ride Monorail – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Please stand clear of the doors… This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again. […]
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Not My Gumdrop Buttons Gingerbread – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN!! This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in […]
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Grinch Before My Coffee – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Hate Hate Hate Double Hate Loathe Entirely a morning without coffee. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with […]
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BeetleGoose BeetleGoose BeetleGoose – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose. Besides she meant nothing to me honey…lol I couldn’t help myself when my idiot brain thought of this one. This updated unisex essential fits […]
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House of 1000 CARPSES – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
I’ve been Dying to find a way to showcase all of the Walrus Monsters until a idea hit me like a bolt of lightning…so welcome to House of 1000 CARPSES. This updated unisex essential […]
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Sinister Snack Attack – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Come and Join Us at the Counter for a Sinister Snack as this 1950’s Die In Theater only plays B Roll Horror! This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton […]
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Ghoul Boss – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
Sometimes you gotta take charge and be that Ghoul Boss in the office, in your family or just in the world. You got this! This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super […]
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Basic Boo- Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
When the Pumpkin Spice Lattes are out it’s time to get our spooky season on. Bring out the UGGs, Beanies, Flannel and PSLs. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft […]
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Lipstick Demon – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $30.00
It’s honestly just a red door but whatever…I wish I was Further away from this whole series. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes […]