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Tusk the Season -Ugly Sweater- Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee $22.00
Tusk the Season to show how amazing you are. Give more than you feel you can this holiday season to make someone else’s day Merry and Bright. .: Classic fit .: 100% Soft cotton […]
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Hate Hate Hate Loathe Entirely – Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee $22.00
Hate Hate Hate Double Hate Loathe Entirely…enter your Grinch Era! .: Classic fit .: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Tear away […]
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Christmas Spaceshirt Earth – Unisex AOP Cut & Sew Tee $36.00
Like a Grand and Miraculous T Shirt this park icon and beacon of magic is sure to keep you looking gorgeous as ever. Uniquely textured, thick microfibre knit fabric of this high quality […]
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Miss Christmas Tree – Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee $35.00 – $38.00
Miss Minutes can’t have you messing with the Christmas time continuum. She’s retro and sassy but this tinsel trouble maker has a heart of gold. This classic unisex long sleeve tee fits like a […]
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Miss Christmas Tree – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Miss Minutes can’t have you messing with the Christmas time continuum. She’s retro and sassy but this tinsel trouble maker has a heart of gold. This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. […]
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Very Merry Christmas Cookie – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
It’s almost Midnight and Santa will be coming down the chimney to give you the Merriest Christmas Ever! Just make sure to leave out his favorite Cinderella Castle Gingerbread Cookie so you can have […]
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Very Merry Christmas Cookie – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt $50.00 – $54.00
It’s almost Midnight and Santa will be coming down the chimney to give you the Merriest Christmas Ever! Just make sure to leave out his favorite Cinderella Castle Gingerbread Cookie so you can have […]
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Planet Pizza Santa Alien – Unisex AOP Cut & Sew Tee $36.00
THE SLEIGHHHHHHHH!!!! Jingle version of our Alien Popcorn bucket shirt. What is it about those little green guys that makes us love them. I legit thought about it…they are the most important characters in […]
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Hate Hate Hate Loathe Entirely – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Hate Hate Hate Double Hate Loathe Entirely…enter your Grinch Era! This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it […]
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Night of the Living Land- Youth Short Sleeve Tee (Kid’s) $22.00
They’re coming to get you Barbara…This is an omage to one of my all time favorite directors Romero. I love how you created one of the best all time genres. Thank you brother and […]
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Gourd Vibes Only (Dizzy Lizzy)- Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
The first time I laid eyes on Dizzy Lizzy I new she was a super special pumpkin. Of all the Jack O Lanterns she stole my heart. Word on the street is Busch Gardens […]
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Ye False Hearted Must Pay (Blood Moon) – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
An ode to the most amazing HHN32 haunted house Blood Moon Dark Offering. I absolutely loved that house and how graphic and scary some of the set pieces are. Plus there is a general […]
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Walrus Claus – Merry Carpmas! – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt $50.00 – $54.00
Merry Carpmas! Have you been Naughty or Nice? Because Walrus Claus has been making his list and checking it twice. Hopfully you don’t get a stocking full of pickles. Crafted for comfort, this lighter […]
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Franken Carp Youth Short Sleeve Tee (Kid’s) $22.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (2022) (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton […]
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Franken Carp Frankenstein’s Monster – Static Cling $5.00
Franken Carp is a blending of a classic horror character Frankenstein’s Monster and our beloved Walrus. This is our second Static Cling and I think you’ll love celebrating Spooky Season with this guy on […]
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Franken Carp – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt $55.00 – $58.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (2022) (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton […]
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Annual Snackholder – Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee $22.00
Do you look forward to the food at Disney? Do you have a favorite snack or treat on Disney property? We pretty much run to all of them especially limited ones. However, if there’s […]
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I Sonny Yew Nork – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt (Cosmic Ray’s Parody) – Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee $22.00
I love our joke telling, song singing, piano playing audio animatronic over at Cosmic Ray’s, the one and only Sonny Eclipse. Let’s show off our love for his home planet of Yew Nork with […]
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Valrus Carp (Vampire) – Glow in the Dark – Croc Charms $12.00 – $20.00
**Valrus Carp has entered the chat** Watch out everyone a Vampire Walrus is on the prowl looking for his next bloody victim to feast on. J/K He’s like a chill, relaxed, friendly vampire. But […]
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I’m Too Old For This Sheet-Walrus Carp Ghost- V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt $55.00 – $58.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee $35.00 – $38.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt $45.00 – $48.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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Snow White – Poison Apple Heart Skeleton Women’s Flowy Cropped Tee $32.00
Snow-White stuck her head out the window and said, “I am not allowed to let anyone in. The dwarfs have forbidden me to do so.” “That is all right with me,” answered the old […]
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F.E.A.R.- Haunted Houses – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
FEAR will never stop our hearts from pumping, our hands getting sweaty, our throats sore from screaming yet it’s what makes us laugh and smile everytime we exit a haunted house. Whether it’s Halloween […]
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Official Kirk Lurker – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $30.00
Let’s be honest, we all Kirk Lurk from time to time. I’m guilty of it too…I sometimes try to sneak into lives but then inevitably I can’t help myself and I have to comment […]
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Fang Love-Hippie Vampie – Unisex Tank Top $24.00
Fang Out Man! In the 1960’s the Fear Love movement was everything! Stay groovy! This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall […]
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Rip the Saws-V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
HHN and HoS are where I turn from mild mannered Theme Park Expert into a feral beast frothing at the mouth waiting to erupt into the fog. Rip The Saws perfectly captures the moment […]
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Dead Inside But Pizza Fries- V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Dead Inside. It’s not HHN without Pizza Fries. Are they overrated? No stop…don’t talk like that. They are the perfect fuel to soak up your fears. Don’t be a rookie and grab em over […]