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Franken Carp – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt $55.00 – $58.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (2022) (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton […]
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Annual Snackholder – Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee $22.00
Do you look forward to the food at Disney? Do you have a favorite snack or treat on Disney property? We pretty much run to all of them especially limited ones. However, if there’s […]
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I Sonny Yew Nork – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt (Cosmic Ray’s Parody) – Kids Heavy Cotton™ Tee $22.00
I love our joke telling, song singing, piano playing audio animatronic over at Cosmic Ray’s, the one and only Sonny Eclipse. Let’s show off our love for his home planet of Yew Nork with […]
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Valrus Carp (Vampire) – Glow in the Dark – Croc Charms $12.00 – $20.00
**Valrus Carp has entered the chat** Watch out everyone a Vampire Walrus is on the prowl looking for his next bloody victim to feast on. J/K He’s like a chill, relaxed, friendly vampire. But […]
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I’m Too Old For This Sheet-Walrus Carp Ghost- V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Full Zip Hooded Sweatshirt $55.00 – $58.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Jersey Long Sleeve Tee $35.00 – $38.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Boo Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt $45.00 – $48.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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I’m Too Old For This Sheet – Walrus Carp Ghost – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
The Walrus Carp Ghost was born in 2022. Now all I wanna do is keep making Walrus Carp Monsters…which I’m gonna do. I need a whole Monster Squad. Side Note: One of my favorite […]
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Snow White – Poison Apple Heart Skeleton Women’s Flowy Cropped Tee $32.00
Snow-White stuck her head out the window and said, “I am not allowed to let anyone in. The dwarfs have forbidden me to do so.” “That is all right with me,” answered the old […]
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F.E.A.R.- Haunted Houses – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
FEAR will never stop our hearts from pumping, our hands getting sweaty, our throats sore from screaming yet it’s what makes us laugh and smile everytime we exit a haunted house. Whether it’s Halloween […]
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Official Kirk Lurker – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $30.00
Let’s be honest, we all Kirk Lurk from time to time. I’m guilty of it too…I sometimes try to sneak into lives but then inevitably I can’t help myself and I have to comment […]
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Fang Love-Hippie Vampie – Unisex Tank Top $24.00
Fang Out Man! In the 1960’s the Fear Love movement was everything! Stay groovy! This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall […]
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Rip the Saws-V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
HHN and HoS are where I turn from mild mannered Theme Park Expert into a feral beast frothing at the mouth waiting to erupt into the fog. Rip The Saws perfectly captures the moment […]
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Frankenstein Walrus aka Franken Carp- V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (2022) (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster, our very own Frankenstein Walrus aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait […]
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Franken Carp – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (2022) (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton […]
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Dead Inside But Pizza Fries Skeleton – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
It’s not HHN without Pizza Fries. Are they overrated? No stop…don’t talk like that. They are the perfect fuel to soak up your fears. Don’t be a rookie and grab em over at Kid […]
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Dead Inside But Pizza Fries- V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Dead Inside. It’s not HHN without Pizza Fries. Are they overrated? No stop…don’t talk like that. They are the perfect fuel to soak up your fears. Don’t be a rookie and grab em over […]
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Franken Carp – 2 Sided 2023 Edition – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $30.00
Keeping on with our legacy Monsters theme from last year (Dracula / Valrus Carp) here comes Frankenstein’s Monster aka Franken Carp. I love making these and can’t wait until we have a ton of […]
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Rip the Saws – 2 Sided 2023 Edition – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $28.00 – $30.00
HHN and HoS are where I turn from mild mannered Theme Park Expert into a feral beast frothing at the mouth waiting to erupt into the fog. Rip The Saws perfectly captures the moment […]
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Rip the Saws One Sided – Unisex Short Sleeve Tee Shirt $26.00 – $28.00
HHN and HoS are where I turn from mild mannered Theme Park Expert into a feral beast frothing at the mouth waiting to erupt into the fog. Rip The Saws perfectly captures the moment […]
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Fang Love- Hippie Vampie- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Fang Out Man! In the 1960’s the Fear Love movement was everything! Stay groovy! S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.99 2.00 22.01 23.98 25.98 Length, in 27.72 28.74 29.72 30.75 31.73 Sleeve […]
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ZomBae Cruisin- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
As we all obsess over if we are Kenough or Not, we are all barbies. We all sometimes wish we are cruisin down the palm tree, sun soaked highways of California. That kind of […]
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Valrus Carp – Unisex Jersey Tank Top $24.00
I can’t explain how much of a Dracula and Vampire fan I am. I absolutely freaked out at last year’s (2022) Halloween Horrow Nights: Monsters Legends Collide house. It made me so happy. Watchin […]
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Punch It Chewie – Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Just before you make the jump for Hyperspace make sure you much your Wookie Oatmeal Cookie and wash it down with a Surly Sarlacc. You can find the Wookie Cookie over at Backlot Express. […]
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Let the Cookie Win- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Listen I love Holochess as much as the next guy yet you have to be careful playing with a walking cookie or they will rip your arms out of your socket if they lose. […]
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Famished Mortal- Haunted Premium Bar-Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
I’ve been dying to make a haunted shirt since we started making clothes. It’s one of our family’s favorite attractions. In honor of all you Famished Mortals – Welcome and make sure you eat […]
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Yeti or Not-Retro Bigfoot- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
It’s a big inside joke with the HHN Creative team that all 3 times they mention Yetis they are not. In Slaughter Sinema it’s Swamp Apes, in Yeti Terror of the Yukon it’s Sasquatch […]
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Horder Zombies in a Theme Park- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve V-Neck Tee $26.00 – $28.00
Zombies have over taken yet another theme park. This time no one is safe. S M L XL 2XL Width, in 17.99 2.00 22.01 23.98 25.98 Length, in 27.72 28.74 29.72 30.75 31.73 Sleeve […]
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Pocket Fam (Updated Walrus Head) – Unisex Tank Top $24.00
Hello Fellow Pocket Fam Members! Sometimes it’s pitch black, sometimes we are staring at a wall or even the floor yet wherever we are we aren’t alone. It’s a party up in these pockets […]